Wallace and Ladmo

They had a very successfull kids TV show on chanell 5. It was the longest running kids show in the nation when they canceled it a number of years ago.

Beleive it or not Wallace and Ladmo get me sentanced to burn in hell by the mean Christian god for eternatiy.

Personally I thought Wallace and Ladmo sucked. I preffered Captain Kangaroo or some other show which I dont remember the name of.

My little brother Tommy liked Wallace and Ladmo.

For some reason Tommy was allowed to set the one TV set in the house on channel 5 and view Wallace and Ladmo, and of course I never got to see Captain Kanagaroo.

Beleive it or not this got me damned by the Christian god and sentanced to hell for eternatity.

While I didn't really hate Tommy for this. It certainly didn't please me that Tommy always got to watch Wallace and Ladmo, and I didn't get to watch my show.

But in my 3rd grade mind I had committed the Catholic mortal sin of HATE!.

And of course if you commit a mortal sin the Catholic god places you in HELL when you die.

I was a coward and when I went to confession I was terrifed to tell the preist that I had commited the mortal sin of HATE.

If that had been the end of it it would have been ok.

But my dad makes us go to communion every week on sunday when we go to the Catholic Church. And any Catholic who accepts Commionion who has committed a mortal sin, and has not gone to confession to clear up that sin, commits what is called a sagraiclich. I guess that a super mortal sin.

Well the 1st week after i commited this mortal sin of hate I didnt go to communion. Of course I got a beating from my dad for that. I beating from my dad is where you lie on the floor with out a shirt and my dad beats you with a belt.

Of course the next week I went to communion and committed the sacraglish. to avoid another beating. Of course I was still to afraid to go to confession and clear my sold.

Committing that sin in the 3rd grade fucked up my life well in my life until i was in hight school and decided i would go to hell any way. i write more about this but they are kicking me out of the library and have to finish up.